Special diet when dealing with a sick dog

This is only for when you have a very sick dog and you need your own kind of cpr/tlc

Breakfast 8 am – 11 am :
Alternate cups of heavily creamed coffee with approximately 120 calories
8 oz of Malbec wine of your choice approx. 150 calories – to 300 calories ( I sip, you might glug)

(especially helpful when you’re expecting about 25 people for a nice lunch and Bears game or other awful team)

lunch:
(after you quickly confiscate the soup someone brought because it was spoiled before people eat too much of it)
more wine, more coffee: 450 calories

full lunch meal 1:30 pm :
Homemade amazing apple pie from your wonderful nephew, two heaping slices topped with Alden vanilla bean organic ice cream and drizzled caramel sauce; 950 calories
followed by Alden organic chocolate chocolate chip (ooopps, meant to buy regular chocolate chip – no one minded) with Cheesecake factory Hot Fudge served hot!, mmmm; 900 calories

3:30 afternoon snack
slice of apple: 30 calories
Chicago Mix Garrets popcorn 2 cups: 600 calories

Hunger level: none
sympathy level: excellent
help from company in cleanup :100%
Total calories: over 3000 calories
net loss or gain: lost one pound

Diet evaluation: Success! Must repeat!

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